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A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.
Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.
When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.
Guy 1: Nice shades.
Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.
When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.
Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!
- Fun first
- Style second
- Safety third
These are the three rules of downhill skateboarding.
- Dude your normal fullface is much safer than that areolid ...
- Safety third, don't fuck up!
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The act of masturbating.
Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"
"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"
"Everybody look at your hands"
"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"
In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.
A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.
"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.
SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
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