Dick Trickle Salute

A drinking game where you must take a drink each time the spirit of Dick Trickle speaks.

You sit outside under a canopy tent. Most fun when camping. Usually part of the canopy will form a pocket that will pool water when it is raining. This pocket will fill, then at some point empty. When it empties, the spirit of 'ole Dick Trickle is telling you to take a drink for him.

The Dick Trickle Salute.

Louie: It's raining pretty good tonight, I think Dick's going to be around for a while.
Dick Trickle: *rain water emptying*
Bob: There's old Dick Trickle, time for a Dick Trickle Salute.

Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.

Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.

dry bowl salute

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle

Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.

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little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

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3-hole Salute

Another way of saying triple penetration

Man 1: I gave her the 3-hole Salute with 2 other of my friends
Man 2: What’s that
Man 1: triple penetration
Man 2: got it

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

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One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

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