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When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.
me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!
No way!
Yeah she let me scoop em right out!
To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"
1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!