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*looked up harlem shake on youtube*
Wow, I can't believe it many retarded people dancing in harlem shake!
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Scientific name shakus sloppius. A mammal known for abusive beer pong and loud, low frequency vibrations known as "knock". Usually found in the vicinity of Beast Ice and plastic cups, this creature can turn any party into a sloppy ass mess.
Synonym: The sloppiest motherfucker on campus.
"Did you hear about the kid that peed on my stereo?"
"Ya dude, that's Sloppy Shake."
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the act of several men releasing their semen into a females anal cavity then pouring milk into the anal cavity and haveing another girl put her mouth around the asshole entrance and drinking the sweet mixture
baby i want an anal shake so BAD!
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John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.
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The action of eating or fucking a girls pussy until she shakes uncontrollably.
Dude, I was eating your sisters pussy so good last night that I gave her the Alabama Shakes!
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When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
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The practice, primarily by men from NJ, of looking away as they shake your hand. Sometimes it's to see if there's someone more important in the room as they enter, other times it's a subtle reminder that they're glad you had a chance to meet them.
I just met your friend Joey, does he have a lazy eye? He seemed to be looking at something else while he was shaking my hand or did I get The Jersey Shake?
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