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Top Shelf

When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.

"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007

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Shelf Life

This is where a male or female has a relationship with someone who is off and on with them.
Who uses them for their pleasure, when they feel like it and then 'puts them on the shelf' when they have got what they want.

Person: Yeah im living a bit of a shelf life at the moment

by Shelf-Liver March 14, 2005

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Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")

I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.

by Hector Projector April 8, 2003

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top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

by dracula July 2, 2004

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Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.

โ€œDid you like me?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m a franzia on the shelf bruhโ€ -franzia on shelf

by Kaddy1801 September 26, 2019


Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.

"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."

by Blueboy$ March 20, 2020


shelf stacker

Homosexual reference to a 'veteran shelf stacker', implying they're a bit of a slut.

"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"

by Linda85 September 15, 2021

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