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Simon describes a person who is, selfish, mean, rude and very inappropriate. He has a crush on a popular girl and the popular has a crush on him. He has many friends who are all very rude to the innocent people and none of them are at all nice to anybody but the popular girls.
That was very Simon of you to make fun of that girl.
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A freaking smarttt dudee. Even though his name means "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse" (btw thanks for the person who wrote that) Okay well hes a perfectionistt. and even though he might be really smart and ahead of everyone in math class hes still dumber than the 2 most dumbest asian girls in the world .. lets say their names are Sandra and Emily? He studies all freaking day, mornings and nights, yet he will still never be accepted in the world for his point of view of gay polotics. Loves long walks down the beach and korean bbq from korea town with his main man. Short, chubby, dumbish, and has the most interesting shaped chode in man kind! And he never bitches back at you because he always gets OWNED! but hes still a very good buddy :)
This Korean kid named umm.. lets say Simon P, loves writing autobiographys on his life as a gay doctor
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brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult
Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
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A fat turd who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He often has man-tits bigger than most teenage girls in his grade. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see. He has the ability to back out of any conversation by covering up his face with a giant double chin.
Look at that fat guy his name is probably Simon
Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon
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B-Real: "Whats up homie, Don't you know me?"
Sen Dog: "Simon!"
B-Real: "Ain't you the brother of the mas chingon?"
Sen Dog: "Straight Up!"
-Cypress Hill, from one of their best songs off the first album "Latin Lingo"
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An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.
Simone- omg what are you wearing. That is so stupid
Friend- what do you mean I thought it was cute?
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