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A slippery fish is a person who is not great looking and will treat you like rubbish! Basically a snake but with slime!
My Ex is such a slippery fish!
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A guy who comes over for sex but always has some excuse to leave as soon as it's over.
She got so angry at what a slippery joe he was being, she dumped his ass.
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When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!
"I tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn't let me!"
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The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!
~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha
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The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
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A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.
"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"
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When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.
Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working
Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?
Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
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