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A person who insists upon owning a .com domain verses a .tv, .to, etc.
What, you are going to wait 6 months until <insertdomainname>.com expires instead of just purchasing <insertdomainname>.to? You're a domain snob!
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The kind of person who goes to a party and complains if the beer is a brand that costs less than $10 for a six-pack.
"Why hasn't Jeff gotten a beer yet."
"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."
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someone who thinks they are the biggest fan of a band and if someone doesn't know everything about the band they are not true fans.
Susie: i love this song and i really like this band.
Billy: yeah? bet you didn't know that the bassest has 15 letters in his full name and hates pickles. you don't understand them like i do.
Susie: Damn music snob.
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n. Someone who considers themselves a "true fan" of a band and is very very touchy about it. They are convinced that they are the band's best fans and see everyone else as less enthusiastic, less devoted, less knowledgeable, etc. A band snob is prone to hating on new fans: calling them fake or whatever. They also have a tendency to stop liking the band once they become "mainstream." This happens a lot with semi-obscure bands that suddenly become popular.
Ashley: Omigod I LOVE All Time Low so much!!!! They're sooooo awesome!
Pat: Please. You only know what, one song? I liked them back when they first started. And I hate all their new stuff, their other CD was so much better.
Ashley: Don't be such a band snob.
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Soccer.
Especially useful in countries that call it soccer, (eg USA, Australia), where snobby soccer fans insist on calling it 'football' even though there is already a game called football in that country.
Dave: Did you see the soccer the other day?
Matt: It's called FOOTBALL you jerk. The whole world calls it football.
Dave: But it's called soccer in this country, what is your problem with that? We already have a game called football here.
Matt: My problem is you're an ignorant piece of trash, and your so-called 'football' is the most pathetic game in the world.
Dave: Now I know why they call it Snob Ball. How do you expect to attract people to your sport with that sort of attitude?
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A person who insists they were using Facebook back when it was limited to college students, implying he/she was at some time more awesome than others currently using Facebook. This is usually followed by a vague comment reminising about the good ol' days.
Jane: "My great aunt Bertha tagged me in her Facebook pictures from paintball last Saturday."
Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."
Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."
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The most beautiful appendage of the foot that is often mistaken for an abnormality but is actually highly superior to the average "foot equivalent of the hand's index" (it's longer than the "thumb" toe)
Some people will insist that Jewelz has an abnormally long "index finger toe" (SNOB TOE) but in reality it is absolutely beyond the average human's ability to comprehend beauty! !! ! ! ! ! !
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