masterbating in a public stall
there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.
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The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.
So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.
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stalling a hacky sack in your vagina (either real or one you just rigged up from your hands or a pringles can)
what are you guys doing? vagina stalls.
whoa dude nice vagina stall.
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When a man is working two glory holes in a bathroom stall at the same time. Has a penis in mouth and ass. Usually found at truck stops.
I cant wait to get to Stuckeys to get a royal stall. Hopefully the bearded power bottom is working.
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A certain individual who flushes a clogged toilet in a crowded public restroom, causing poopwater to flood the ground. Usually those in the stalls around this certain individual are forced to abandon their thrones and become very angry. This certain individual will laugh and run away as to escape the ire of his/her victims.
Bob: Ah....I finally get to sit down and empty my bowels
Fred: Haha. I'm going to flush that clogged toilet to piss Bob off.
Flushing sound followed by the sound of cascading water.
Bob: Aaaaaaa!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!! Damn Stall Flooder!!!!
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When just about to orgasm, you think of a really ugly mustache which causes you to lose your chance of getting an orgasm.
"Aww man, I was fucking this chick and the image of Hulk Hogan's mustache came into my head...total stash stall there!"
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A massive shit that could only come out of a raped ass.
Did u see the size of amanda poole's stall 3???
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