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*A meeting place adored by many.
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!
S: 'You want a social life?'
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!
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A girl that will suck your duck if you buy her starbucks usually a white girl
Boy: I got you a venti very berry mocha
Girl: oh my god thank you,now I'll suck your dick
Guy: your such a starbucks hoe
Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.
Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...
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A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
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A Starbucks cake pop is the most superior food to exist on this planet. If you say otherwise you will smooshed by Cakepop man
man: :O this that a Starbucks cakepop
y/n : ye-
man: boo boop *smooshes*
When you take a piss about 20 minutes after you drink a coffee from Starbucks. The piss generally smells similar to the coffee that you just drank.
P1: Damn, my piss smells very similar to that Caramel Macchiato that I just drank from Starbucks.
P2: Happens to the best of us. It's called starbucks piss.
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