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*A meeting place adored by many.
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!
S: 'You want a social life?'
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!
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A girl that will suck your duck if you buy her starbucks usually a white girl
Boy: I got you a venti very berry mocha
Girl: oh my god thank you,now I'll suck your dick
Guy: your such a starbucks hoe
Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.
Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...
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A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
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A Starbucks cake pop is the most superior food to exist on this planet. If you say otherwise you will smooshed by Cakepop man
man: :O this that a Starbucks cakepop
y/n : ye-
man: boo boop *smooshes*
A Starbucks Drone is a new breed of Homo Sapien, adapted to the exquisite atmosphere of organic food, blogging publicly at coffee shops (like Starbucks), artisan stuff, and, of course, Starbucks. Their newly classified scientific name is Homo Organicstarbucksian. A Starbucks Drone is usually a 20-30 year old of the sex male or female, who visits Starbucks at least twice a day. They seem not to be satisfied with a simple but effective drink. One of the most common orders are a Skinny Pumpkin Whip Artisan Organic Americana Latte with extra foam no fat bla bla bla 1234 drink. But there's more to this breed. Starbucks Drones are usually unemployed, and have blogs on the interent. They come to Starbucks and blog publicly on their Apple MacBook Computers, while sipping their extra-special artisan organic skinny drink, and type. In these blogs they write about everything that happens in their life.. and they act as if anyone cares. It's odd behavior that still isn't fully understand ed by scientists. They love to use words like "exquisite", "organic", "Starbucks", "artisan", "Starbucks", "my blog", to name a few. They also enjoy jazz music a little too much. They drive a Toyota Hybrid Prius, and 99% are pro-life and atheist. Some are homosexual, but not all. To better understand this breed yourself, go to your local Starbucks Coffee Shop and just look around. Lots of these people are Homo Organicstarbucksians. For more information, please email organicartisanbullfuckingshit@lolk.com
Normal Guy: "Isn't the coffee here pretty good?"
Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."
Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"
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