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suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off
my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick
This month of October all the dicks of the boy should be sucked by pretty girls
Boy: Andrea it’s suck dick month
Girl: Ok Daniel pull down your pants
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When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.
Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that
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Grabbing an ox's hairy shaft and sucking it until all of the ox yogurt is expelled from the ox's dick.
Yo aj, suck an ox dick bitch.
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Since the boys have completed no nut November it’s time for all women to rise up and suck their dicks.
Danny: “what are you doing down there?”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December”
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Something every self respecting straight man will do
I will suck a dick for 25 cents
Thats gay
Its not gay if you do it for money
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