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Where a man name Justin takes the Semen of a man named Michael, then looks straight up and spits it in the air. He then plays a game with himself where he swats it in midair before it lands on his face. In his mind, he wins either way. Michael is repulsed.
Justin was caught laughing maniacally swatting Michael's left over Semen from an old condom in trash.
what i say to my hoody cuz she can swish dat swat all da swish swatting time.
This word is a name that you call someone that looks like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Especially if your name is Miranda. This might be some names of your group chats.
yadi:hey tiggle swat!
miranda: hey girl!
Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.
Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*
SWAT pants.
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
guy 1: "hey man you wanna join the fbi swat"
chad: "no"