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bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014


Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.

Chris The Bachelor is an incel

by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020


tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.

Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same

by FlyDude November 05, 2015


bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat March 05, 2016


Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.

Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021


bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.

"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."

by Marauder12 March 25, 2016


2nd bachelor party

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.

After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.

by Captain27 May 11, 2024