bush

1. is a creationist
2. believes in the rapture
3. believes God wanted him to be president
4. is a steadfast determined leader, who is wrong on just about everything.
5. fetal alcohol syndrome would explain a lot of things, but Barbera doesn't seem like a drinker.

"All of us here in America should believe, and I think we do, that we should be, as I mentioned, a nation of owners. Owning something is freedom, as far as I'm concerned. It's part of a free society... It's a part of -- it's of being a -- it's a part of -- an important part of America."

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bush

Verb. To attack under false pretenses. Derived from both ambush and the current President of the United States.

Bob said I stole his chili dog, then smashed my skull with a crowbar. But he knows I never touched his weiner! He totally bushed me.

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bush

the currant president of u s of a *cough*dumbass!*cough* who made a pretty big mistack about wmd's

"what!! there are no Weapons o' mass d'sruction!?!?!?! SHIT!"

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bush

n.
1. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood especially meant for personal gain with utmost disdain for consequences to self or other life forms.

2. Something meant to deceive or give a wrong impression for personal gain. Often used by persons in high positions who are protected by a media fearful of uncovering their deceit and corruption.

v.
1. To present false information with the intention of deceiving to the extreme of where the opposite of the false information, is in fact, the truth.

2. To convey a false image or impression especially with the cooperation of others obtained through financial inducement and extortion.

n. Martha Stewart was accused and convicted of making several bushes to investigators.

v. After seeing the pictures of the Iraqi prisoners, it would be an outright bush to say this was liberation!

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bush

someone whose entire speech consists 60% of umms and duhs, 20% america/patriotism 10%of Iraq, 5 % anti gay, and 5% silence

uhh america rules uhh umm go america umm down wih iraq!umm gays suck .....uhh ummmm a

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bush

a college burnout, who has kept his college mentality : "forget tomorow"

who is that monkey on tv? (response: george bush

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Bush

American governmental machine programmed to initiate wars over fictional events,Planted into the presidential seat by a trivial election process which ignored the majority of voters' wishes in which took place in the state ran by his redneck brother.

Programmed to say phrases like:

"We will prevail"

"Saddam is a Tyrant"

"We will find weapons of mass destruction."

"Evil regime"

"We want to make sure Iraqi oil reserves arent harmed,it is a great benefit for the rebuilding of their nation"

and

"I spoke with Dick"

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