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cleveland steamroll

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

by boratbangsyomomma September 5, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleveland snowman

The act of using your pant leg as a sling/chute to fling feces onto the face of an enemy or anybody else. This is achieved by intentionally passing solid waste, while having gone commando in a pair of jeans or pants. The lack of underwear will lead the solid waste to travel down one pant leg. Once this is done, you lift your foot and kick at the air in front of them. This achieves the effect which earns its name from the snowman-like appearance lent to the victim by the feces; lumps of shit peppering their face much like lumps of coal on a snowman.

I went to a Bill Hicks show and that bitch ain't funny no more. So, I go's to talk to him after the show. Bitch reaches out to shake my hand and I gived him a Cleveland snowman, straight-up. Holla!

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleveland Christmas

Gently sprinkling cocaine on the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.

We had a peaceful Cleveland Christmas Eve. After crapping on her chest, rolling it in with my hips like a steamroller, and then titty-fucking, I sprinkled the last of our pile on her titties and face.

by tex2008 April 4, 2008

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Cleveland Enema

The instance when one is defecating on a commode and a hydrodynamic turd plunges into the bowl causing water to splash back into one's rectal cavity.

I was droppin' the Browns off at the superbowl after all you can eat wing night and the next thing I know there was a tidal wave of toilet water entering my body from below giving me a refreshing Cleveland Enema.

by marsoopeyol February 15, 2011

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Cleveland Browns

Best damn team ever.
Their fan club is the biggest sports fan club in the world.

Browns Backer for life!

by KRHimself April 14, 2004

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Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.

1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.

2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.

Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.

by BFitz99 March 22, 2006

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Cleveland Rocks

Small, hard turds.

Dude, did you see those Cleveland Rocks? Why didn't he flush?

by Two dudes. May 22, 2009

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