COD-kid

Cameron Stevens

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare was released 5 minutes ago and Cameron Stevens (CoD-Kid) watches it as he rides to Gamestop to preorder the legacy edition

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Hop on cod

Often used when you want a cod put up your ass by one of your friends.

"Hey hop on cod John"

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CoD Syndrome

The act of constantly backing away from enemies after killing them in a first person shooter, thinking they have the Call of Duty 4 and or Call of Duty World at War perk, Martyrdom enabled. This paranoia of live grenades being dropped with every kill carries into other first person shooters, like Halo, even though they do NOT have Martyrdom.

"Ive played too much Call of Duty 4 and Call of Duty World at War that I got CoD Syndrome. So now when i try to play Halo, i think everybody has martyrdom, so i back away from them after i get the kill!"

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CoD Addict

Someone who spends all their time playing one of the various versions of the video game Call of Duty, typically Call of Duty 4 or newer games.

Characterized by their favor for profanity and often distinct homosexuality, they differ from their past incarnations as 'Halo gamers' because of all of their jargon. They often use words such as 'Prestige', 'noobtube', and 'no-scope'.

They are also known to buy a new Call of Duty game every year and claim that it is "The best game ever" which is in effect a paradox because there can only be one "best game ever".

Guy 1: *Sigh* I'm really bored...

Guy 2's Mom: What's wrong? Didn't you come over to hang out with junior?

Guy 1: Yeah but he's upstairs being a CoD Addict...

Guy 2: YEAH!!! HEADSHOT, EAT THAT!!!

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cod ww2

What may be the game to revive the Call of Duty series. It also makes for a very good joke.

Guy:" I'm so exited for WW2"
Other Guy: "Me to!"
Guy" Ya cod ww2 is going to be great.
Other guy: "Oh. You mean the game.

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cod points

Only faggots buy these

Jason is such a faggot, he bought cod points last night!

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cod domes

to have somebody (preferably a girl) suck you off while you're playing call of duty online

Jon: Adam, man, why'd you go 0-20??!
Adam: Sorry, bro, couldn't concentrate. My girlfriend was giving me cod domes.