duty

Used in military terminology to describe the mandatory task of providing security or lookout for anything from an ammunition arsenal to an empty barracks. Can last for a few hrs or 24 hrs. Usually given at the worst possible times and weekends to remind you of why you ever joined the military.

Marine: Woot woot!!! It's Christmas, time to go home!!!

1stSgt: Oh fuck no! You have duty Christmas day, don't bother going home.

Marine:FML.

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duty

A word commonly laughed at by people no matter how mature you are.

It is normally laughed at as people use the word duty as slang for feces.

Person 1: IT IS YOUR DUTY!

Person 2: Hahaha......... duty.

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duty

(To take) a shit. A shit.

Hold on I have to take a duty.

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duty

Diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).

Ahahah. Duty. Ahahah. Diarrhea.

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duty

another word that is used for call of duty. only for ps3 users.

u gettin on duty later?

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duties

the funniest word known to mankind
seriously just say it a few times and its hilarious

me and rob were cracking up all day about duties

Rob: Lucas have you performed your duties??

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Duty

Trash. Ugly. Anything nasty.

My hair looks like duty today,

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