I can’t wait til the extension cord gets straight I’m going to re up
Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
His mum stinks of off milk
He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time
Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )
He fingers his brother's ass crack
He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut
Olly your lips are crusty
Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?
OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.
“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”
To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.
Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.
kouki is the cutest femboy in the playboi carti server
he is known for making shitty beats and his associate wavez that nuked the carti cord server with his bot pluto
“yo kouki from carti cord you wanna come out here”