doey deer

a buck with no antlers, aka a hot guy with no balls

so i let this guy get me wasted last night and he didnt even try to fuck me...what a doey deer

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Wounded Deer

The girl who at the end of the night is being carried into a cab by a guy looking to score. The drunkest, easiest girl at a party who is easy prey for horny guys.

-"I saw you took down a wounded deer last night"
-"Niggas gotta fuck"

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Flying Deer

A drink made out of a shot of Jaegermeister and a half can of Red Bull.
Also known as jaegerbomb or jagerbomb, but sounds better and is the common name in Europe for this drink.

Mike: Do they have Jaegerbombs in Europe?
Gerald: What is it?
Mike: Jaegermeister mixed with Red Bull.
Gerald: Oh yeah, but we call it Flying Deer.
Mike: Well, then let's order some Flying Deers!

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deer boofing

The act of re-arranging deer statues, particularly those made of christmas lights, in erotic positions.

"It's December 1, deer boofing season is open."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."

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Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking

I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?

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John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

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deer hacking

deer hacking is the sport in which one gets the proper gear (fishing line, spotlight, axe, and a backpack which is optional) and goes in the field and chases a deer with a spotlight above their head and hacks them up with an axe.

hey have you been deer hacking connor? connor: no i haven’t been this year.