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The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response
"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"
Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.
Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already
A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!
She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!
when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.
"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"
When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.
“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”
“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”
1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.
You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."