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A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.
“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with a side of pear salad
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger, you should try it!"
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n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.
Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.
All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).
Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.
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Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.
"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"
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When someone takes a shit on another persons belly, then jizzing upon it following with missionary position sex to rub it around.
Daniel gave Max the Juicy Pear Jelly Belly, and said it was delightful
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" Man, she used to be hot, but since that Freshman 15, she's gone pear-shaped.
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