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This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
A Super Chocolate Swirly is a super cruel thing that jocks will do to humiliate an unlucky nerd. Unlike a normal chocolate swirly, a super chocolate swirly has much more shit in the toilet. Usually, to make it a super chocolate swirly, up to 3-4 people have to use it, and the shit has to start filling up the toilet. Once that is finished, the jocks will take some poor nerd, and shove their head right into the toilet, smearing their face in shit. The jock will usually shove their head in the shit for several minutes, before deciding to flush the toilet. The jocks can also add more ways to humiliate the nerd and make it more disgusting by:
Peeing in the toilet
Forcing the nerd to eat the shit
Recording it
Using the toilet while the nerds head is in it
Getting random passer byers to use the toilet and not flush
Giving the nerd a wedgie during it
Locking the nerd somewhere in some way where they can't leave and can't wash their face off for a while
Jock 1: Bro! That loser Tim didn't do my math homework, now I have detention!
Jock 2: Bro, that sucks! We should get back at Tim! How about a Super Chocolate Swirly?
Jock 1: Great idea, bro! I'll get the football team to all shit in one toilet, then we'll get Tim and humiliate him!
Later
Tim: H-Hey! Where you guys taking me- oh god! NOOO!
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A form of hazing/torture/punishment in which a female senior high school student picks up a freshman, turns him/her upside down and holds him/her in the air with his/her head in a toilet bowl full of bloody tampons and period blood while it is flushed.
She gave that poor little freshman a cherry swirly after school let out.
Being called “Girly Swirly” AKA Robert Joseph Keys means you’re totally rocking the pussy pop slay queen energy that day. Your friends who call you this def think you’re a little zesty. Girly Swirly isn’t just meaning your serving attitude but your absolutely strutting your stuff like a beautiful peacock basking in the summer sun with full confidence.
Hey I like your ginger mullet your so girly swirly today!
(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."
Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"