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Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.
That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.
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When two women attempt to claw the other's eyes out, settling instead for the slapping of faces and pulling of hair, usually over a perceived insult or stolen man; typically confined to any TV show designed to condescend to women and thus reap huge ratings.
The words "bitch" and "whore" were screamed, soon followed by the inevitable hand-to-hand wombat.
A person who is both ugly as fuck and stupid as fuck. There is no hope of a future for this person
You are one “Down syndrome wombat” ay
A sweaty little wombat is someone that you call someone with the name rachel. Because the first wombat they named rachel and if the sweaty you call them a sweaty little wombat
Me: Rachel your a Sweaty Little Wombat
Rachel: EW
When a female hangs a man upside down from a meat hook and straps on with two dicks. Then she vigorously shoves them into the male's nostrils. Causing an extreme orgasm, followed by excruciating pain and extensive bleeding.
Highly recommended.
My girl knocked me out and gave an intense Backwards Wombat Hole. Best and worst experience of my life!
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"I'm totally going to destroy her Hairy Nosed Wombat"
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A “wombat‘s-ass” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name suggests, a wombat-ass head possess little to no curvature, resembling, well, a wombat’s ass. The reason for such is largely due to the absence or smaller size of the occipital protuberance.
Person 1: What type of head shape do you have?
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I have a slight wombat-ass-looking head.