jimi thing

1) n. Dave Matthews Band song

2) n. Something that helps you relax and pass the time by.

Although some Dave Matthews Band lyrics are open to interpretation, a 'jimi thing' in the context of the song refers to some kind of mind altering substance that helps you relax and get through a dull time.

Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "This is a song about getting high."

Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "In England it's a condom."

Sometimes a jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging.

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boo thing

1. A name to call someone like a boy/girlfriend.
2. Someone you're interested in.
3. You're main guy/girl.

"I'm going out to dinner with my boo thing."

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Green Thing

A drink, or a cocktail. It consist's of half Smirnoff Ice and and half Blue WKD. This then turns Green. Traditionally served in a pint glass over ice.
It has been known to add a double shot of house vodka to this.

Bar Keep, I'll have a Green Thing when your ready please

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thing of beauty

what you say about anything that is favorable, appealing, ..... or just plain nice.

Manny: "The Patriots won the Super Bowl!!! The Patriots won the Super Bowl!!!"

Marcus: "I know...thing of beauty, my friend."

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towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.

Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?

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Swirly Thing

The way I do the swirly thing on my girl is to suck (gently) on her clitoral area(hood and all but not down into her pussy lips) with my lips and use my tongue all over that area, you'll know when your tongue has found her clitoris, flick your tongue up, down, left, right, swirl it, whatever. she'll come in under 3 mins every time. Oh, just another tip, all this attention on her clit still leaves plenty of room for you to slide a finger in her pussy and do the come hither motion to hit her G-spot, plus using your middle finger to lightly rub her anus at the same time will cause her to have an orgasm so hard she'll be weak in the knees for a bit afterwards.

My boyfriend went down on me last night and did the swirly thing. It made me cum so hard, I nearly squirted his face.

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There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

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