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third man in rotation on the local bust down!
al:you hear al picked up thirsty thirds on heatherlast night.
ted:yea but atleast he wanst last, word is bill picked up filthy fourths on that ho.
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Person who drinks from a toilet.
After observing Barbara drinking from the toilet, Eric realized that she is a Thirsty Gypsy.
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The act of one refraining to drink water for an extended period of time, until urin is a solid yellow, and shoving ones penis in the mouth of their partner, then urinating until all urin is depleted, in return the partner "gargles" it and transfers the liquid oraly to the original partner. this process is usualy repeated 3-5 times or until most of the urin is swallowed. This is usualy followed by anal sex.
Person 1-Noah and Andy did the thirsty bird yesterday!
Person 2-You mean that thing that Daniel Tosh did with Clint Howard?
Person 1-Yes.
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Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.
"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"
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A Ho that will take absolutely anything she can get from anyone.
Jordin is such a thirsty thottie! she'll take anything she can get.
I heard she got it in the ass four times last week!
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Thursday night gettin drunk while watching JERSEY SHORE.
"Hey Bitch, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, either doin' Miguel or getting drunk for "Thirsty Jersday"
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"TFL" for short. Pages on Facebook, usually run by 12-15 year olds, or people with a mindset of that age. We all see those pages that share stupid fake stories pasted to pictures of people they stole off of Google. The stories are used to get likes and shares for the page. The stories are usually things like "Oh em gee, this father got kicked out of his house by his evil wife with his child bcuz he refused to give up his child because of his disability lyke his wife wanted him to. Plz like and share to help find him a home." You'll see your friends, family, and even grandparents share this bullshit on Facebook. Other times they might bash monotheistic religions and write fake violent versus or something and put a caption like "Oh em gee, how do ppl believe in these religions when they're so violent?!?!" Again, people will share the photos all over Facebook. All their other memes consist of "relationship goalzz" (one week, middle school ones), "things a guy "wants" in a girl/things a guy "wants" in a girl." The worst is when I spread rumors like "having oral sex gives you cancer," or "if you microwave your food, the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"Betty, what happened to your microwave?"
"Virgin Radio Lebanon posted on Facebook that the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"That's just thirsty for likes prepubescent teenager hiding behind a computer making fake stories."
"Once upon a tim a gay boy was bullied at skewl, so a girl in his class dyed her hurr rainbow and wore all rainbow to skewl da nxt day 2 support him and said "I love gay ppl." Like if u cri everitim. If you don't share dis story, den you don't have a heart."
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