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A smaller version of a backpack. Perfect for carrying small useless rocks and babies. Mostly used by fit jogger moms and gay teenagers.
Child : what do you carry your tampons in, mom?
Mom : in my tiny backpack next to my night jogging gun! :D
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During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.
"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."
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A tiny little sausage that even babies can swollen hole
Let's have a good fight with some tiny wineys
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A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!
*Pack does not pop open.
Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"
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A monument of excessive power and "awesome"-ness. Hyperbolic example of something that is far greater than standard. It refers to a God of minor powers, however, rather than of physical stature. A demigod.
"My computer is amazing... it's a tiny god." "What do you mean, he sucks? Johnny Cash is a tiny god!"
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Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.
I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.
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While you're blowing your load all over a girls face, you immediately crack her over the head with a ukulele while yelling Ohhhhhhhhh, take it all, bitch!
Hey baby, I want to give you a Tiny Tim
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