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A phrase used when you see a very hot female/ male (depending on if you are gay are straight as a gate) Well anyways back to the def, you start getting an erection and its just getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and all of the sudden you hear a "rip". and you notice that you boxers are ripped from your big ass boner.
"Omg did you see that hot guy... omg i think i have a trouser rouser."
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you know that tingly feeling you get when your dick is tucked between your legs for too long and it falls asleep, but you cant adjust it because you're with your girlfriend? yea. that.
man, i had a date yesterday, and after, like, half an hour of the movie, i had this trouser kitten going.
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A penis, particularly one being masturbated.
Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout
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In other words mollasas trousers which could mean:
1.your pants are extremly sticky
2.your pants are sweet(awesome)
3.it is also an exlamation replacing phrases like tartar sauce
1. Gretta get yourself and your trekal trousers away from me.
2. Hey, Wes you have trekal trousers!
3. Aw, trekal trousers this sucks!!
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A general disturbance of the groinal area in mainly male humans due to one of the following:
1) Seeing a hot biatch
2) Doing too much weed
3) Getting priapism
4) Being weird
5) One word: Handkerbate
1) OMG that chick is sooo flamin' hot its maaajor trouser disturbance time
2) Duuuuude...i'm like soooo stoooned...hey whats that in my pants?
3) Ow! This trouser diturbance hurts the shit outta my d*ck
4) Ging gang gooolie woolie bonga bong-shaka-laka...oooh is that my little sausage getting up?
5) Ok i draw the line at giving an example for handkerbation. look it up on this site for f*cks sake!
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when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate
caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
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