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One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word
Tomato bitchkeeper
A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass
When someone goes red because of embarrassment.
"You like her don't you"
"Nah, I don't"
"Yeh you do, you're so embarrassed. You're Going tomato. You're going bare tomato"
An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.
Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?
Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity
Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.
Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.
A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.
My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.
When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.