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Tomato bitchkeeper

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word

Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass

by Some fucker took my name August 17, 2019


Going tomato

When someone goes red because of embarrassment.

"You like her don't you"
"Nah, I don't"
"Yeh you do, you're so embarrassed. You're Going tomato. You're going bare tomato"

by Lexicognitive June 26, 2018


tomatoes for charity

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.

Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity

by bazooka-princesses3 January 01, 2012


tomato jam

another name for ketchup

These fries could use a little more tomato jam.

by Zak Hunt January 21, 2008


Tomato explosion

Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.

Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020


bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.

My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.

by Team3redheads December 31, 2019


Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021