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When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water
Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!
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When two males, one of color and one Caucasian, are coitusing with a female of any ethnicity where one provides services from the front and the other from the back to her in the all fours position while the two males high-five over the top.
Male 1: Daaaaaayom man, she fiiiiiiiiiine.
Male 2: She is definitely quite attractive.
Male 1: Yo, you know what we gotta do, dawg?
Male 2: What do you have in mind?
Male 1: We gotta Oreo Tower that piece...
Male 2: That is one thing we must do.
Male 1: <bitch-slaps Male 2>
A tower drop is commonly used phrase in the Car Business by salespeople. A tower drop is when a salesperson brings a customer to the tower(which is where the Sales Managers works the numbers) and surprises the sales manager with them. Ultimately this surprises the sales manager and they have to quickly figure out how to close the sale with out any information needed to close the sale.
Hey look, There goes Glenn again tower dropping his customer to the managers! He is the Tower Drop King !
When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.
I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".
The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.
Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.
Noun : Used when someone has an a erection and it sticks out when you are wearing basketball/ work out shorts.
1) Damn , that girl gives me a Trump Tower
2) Guy 1 : Everyone I have recently learned that I'm gay
Guy 2 : How do you know this ?
Guy 1 : I got a Trump Tower inside the Chicago Trump tower when I saw Donald Trump in the elevator
Guy 2 : Same except with Adam West
3) Son : Mom please buy me the new LOZ ( Legend of Zelda ) game , Zeld gives me a Trump Tower
Mother : What the fuck , hell no im sending you back to the adoption agency
Son : I'm adopted?
Adam West : ( pops out ) Bet ya didn't see that coming
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