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When two males, one of color and one Caucasian, are coitusing with a female of any ethnicity where one provides services from the front and the other from the back to her in the all fours position while the two males high-five over the top.
Male 1: Daaaaaayom man, she fiiiiiiiiiine.
Male 2: She is definitely quite attractive.
Male 1: Yo, you know what we gotta do, dawg?
Male 2: What do you have in mind?
Male 1: We gotta Oreo Tower that piece...
Male 2: That is one thing we must do.
Male 1: <bitch-slaps Male 2>
Tower hamlets is place of drug dealing,violence and highest knife crime population in the eastend And one of the poorest boroughs in london
Boy1: bro lets go tower hamlets and play football in mile end football pitches
Boy 2: and get shot?bro im good ill pass
A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.
Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health
We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.
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The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.
Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.
When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.
I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".
A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
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