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The tingling/sensitive sensation a woman gets after Cumming.
Oh please STOP rubbing my clit i'm twittering
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A stupid site that completely and utterly ripped off Facebook, but in no way compares to it.
Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and....
Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.
Guy 1: Really, ok then.
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a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.
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A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.
Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
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Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.
While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.
Nero twittered as Rome burned.
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the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter
that woman has a smelly twitter
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