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A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.
4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn
mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
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Verb: To fuck someone with a strap-on dildo strapped to your head. Named because the dildo looks like a unicorn's horn.
Richard Simmons: "Oh, George Michael! Please unicorn me!"
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John is such a unicorn. He's always walking around with an erection.
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A rainbow pooping horned horse with glitter teeth and glass hooves.
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much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn
I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.
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A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.
That's a unicorn
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According to the universal hot/crazy matrix, a unicorn is a girl who is below a five crazy, above a four crazy, and above an 8 hot. These rare and nearly mythical creatures are very infrequently encountered in the wild, so if you find one, be sure to capture and take care of it, so that we can replicate it. Not to be confused with a tranny, who are always below a four crazy.
Person: dude, that girl is fuckin' hot, and she's way chill. I think she might be a unicorn.
Other person: Bruh, she's a little TOO chill. Thats a dude
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