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A rainbow pooping horned horse with glitter teeth and glass hooves.
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much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn
I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.
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A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.
That's a unicorn
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According to the universal hot/crazy matrix, a unicorn is a girl who is below a five crazy, above a four crazy, and above an 8 hot. These rare and nearly mythical creatures are very infrequently encountered in the wild, so if you find one, be sure to capture and take care of it, so that we can replicate it. Not to be confused with a tranny, who are always below a four crazy.
Person: dude, that girl is fuckin' hot, and she's way chill. I think she might be a unicorn.
Other person: Bruh, she's a little TOO chill. Thats a dude
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The common definition of a unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a white horse with a spiralled horn on it's head.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
Deborah: Woah look at that stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
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Somebody who steals your heart, the apple of your eye. It doesn't matter if they know who you are or not: you know them. They are your everything and you just hope that one day, they will love you just as you love them.
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When a girl/guy is eating your ass, and your dick is on their forehead. They look like a unicorn!
Damn that bitch ate my ass I made a unicorn.
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