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useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023


Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020


urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022


useless dick

a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.

youra dumass, useless dick.

by themainmanlobo January 25, 2009


useless acronym

A person who feels useless and worthless and feels that their problems are cliché

Lohan is a useless acronym. I feel like a useless acronym.

by cd13baseball fan July 9, 2013


Useless Exchange Of Information

When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.

“Which time will you be arriving?“

“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.

A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.

by UsefulTerms December 25, 2019


useless

Something that does not matter or have any value. An interchangeable term is School.

Son: Mom, can you chip in for my car?

Mother: NO! Stop wanking in your room all day and get a job! You are so useless.

Son: *silence*

by TylerTheSmiler April 28, 2021