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van-gabonds

2 people that live out of a van and own more than 1 cat and have no place to live permanently.

an upgraded vagabond vocabulary use for 2017 recession

wow check out those van-gabonds... wait what the fuck... they have more than one cat in that van!?

by ApartmentDweller September 4, 2017


sweet van

a van that has wicked graphics, a chromed out ladder, a spare tire, a hat(top), and fuzzy shades and interior

-also can be equiped with a dancefloor or sound system

HAROLD: how are you going to pick up the hot chicks friday night

GEORGE: In my sweet van dude-get with the game!!

by zack April 9, 2005


Ranch Van

A large van that transports kids (mainly first nations) with shitty parents (usually drug and alcohol abusers) from group homes to participate in various activities such as swimming at the leisure center, shopping at the mall or grabbing food at 7-Eleven. Named for the Ranch Ehrlo Society in Saskatchewan.

I couldn't find parking at the local pool because of all the ranch vans.

by Joe Dirt SK69 March 23, 2022


van leeuwen

A non-human woman, from around 500 years old. Hates everybody who ever talks to her. She does everything in her life for the sake of Canada. She has enough body fat to feed 100 hungry children. She lives in a classroom.

That teacher isn't nice, it's a typical van leeuwen!

by RonJansNiet April 23, 2020


Van Stone

Dutch slang term to seduce a woman with natural charm and then go one by one through the bases. Usually works best before you are 30.

He's Van Stoned three girls in the last month. I wish I could be a good Van Stoner like him

by Koolkid8 February 12, 2011


molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

by Equimanthorn November 19, 2007

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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.

"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--

by swiss1888 February 4, 2007

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