Vitamin I

A subtle word (often used as a code word) to describe one or more attractive persons in a place, surrounding, or area.

*At a party* (person 1): "is there any 'vitamin I' around here?"
(person 2): "Only one source of vitamin I. He's standing by the door... Blonde hair, blue eyes, Irish..."

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Vitamin P

Pussy
Sex
Fucking
Oral Sex

"You're sick, you need to take Vitamin C. "
"No, I need Vitamin P. That will make me feel better."

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ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

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VITAMIN WATER

A BLOW JOB IN THE POOL OR IN WATER...

WE WENT SWIMMING AND GAVE HER MY VITAMIN WATER.

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vitamin G

used for ganja (weed) in some engineering colleges in India

"Dude, lets take some vitamin g tonight"

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Vitamin H

Heineken

Ross: Are you not drinking?
Alex: No, I can't with my sport.
Ross:(handing him a can) Ah c'mon dude, you need your Vitamin H.

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Vitamin-B

*The term used for the after morning pill, which is known as Plan B.

* A method in preventing any little mistakes.

* When the 'pull & pray' method just might not be enough

* When a girl lies about being on birth control because she wants to prevent weight gain/stretch marks/loss of libido/a fleeing spouse, because she can rely on her Vitamin-B

* A must have vitamin which prevents unwanted pregnancies, parent-hood, and must be consumed after unprotected sex. There is a high risk of mood swings and uncontrollable pms mood swings amongst females.

* A great excuse to have sex without being on birth-control, or if you forget to wrap it up.

* I'm visiting my boyfriend but I'm not on the pill. I have already packed my Vitamin-B.

John - "You're on birth control right?"
Cindy - " no."
John - "I just came."
Cindy - "Don't worry about it... I'll take a Vitamin-B."

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