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A pole smoking Gnome from Lebanon who does nothing more that lean back in his chair all day.
Oh, the phone is ringing? Let Bobber get that one, way min, hoe don, I towed you last week I couldn't stay.
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A real sweetheart of a guy. Always makes everyone around him smile simply by being around. Smart, sexy, handsome, and has the best personality! Will be your best friend and is always there for you no matter what. Also quite possibly the best kisser on the planet and the best lover. Will surprise you with the sweetest things. When he's not around you miss him like crazy and can't wait to see him again. Just an amazing guy!
Chris Wallace is my best friend. I will never find another Chris Wallace.
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When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.
I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.
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Formerly known as Baldwin-Wallace College. BW is a small liberal arts college in Berea, Ohio, which is home to beautiful parks and lakes. Unfortunately, aside from the parks, Berea offers very little except a club called "Wing Warehouse" where students punish their livers with copious amounts of alcohol.
The curriculum at BW focuses heavily on liberal arts and offers many unique classes. One such class is the innovative (and required) course called "Enduring Questions for an Intercultural World" which is widely regarded as a "big fucking waste of time." A BW student is also required to take multiple health and physical education classes because fuck you that's why.
Additionally, BW is home to a world-class conservatory of music, which houses one of the leading Musical Theater programs in the country. And those Musical Theater kids won't ever let you fucking forget it. Despite a shiny new conservatory building, the Musical Theater students still prefer to rehearse their songs in any space that is not a practice room. Campus cafes, dining halls, dorm lobbies, you name it! - there are sure to be Musical Theater students screaming their rendition of "Seasons of Love."
BW is also home to many other notable programs, and has been making headlines around the country for the business, education, and neuroscience programs, and (most recently) for being home to an ecstasy-producing drug lab.
Coe Lake sure is pretty, though.
"Hey, I heard there was a huge drug bust at Baldwin Wallace University!"
"To be fair, drugs are really the only way to cope with those Musical Theater students."
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this name is known for a male to have a 90 degree bend in his dick
scott wallace tried to fuck miranda, but failed because his penis is at an angle
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Refers to the event in 'Age of Empires 2' during the last scenario of the Celtic campaign when William Wallace comes to shore to aid you in fighting the English.
Alternative meanings:
To express feeling that victory is at hand.
(also) When someone important arrives,
or comment to express excitement of help coming one's way.
Dude 1: This blows, we're stuck in the parking lot and your car is busted.
Dude 2: *Calls his friend*
*Friend arrives*
Dude 1:"Wallace has come"
Fony Wallace Biotch!
/pho-knee wall-iss bee-otch/
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Average Music Enjoyer 1: Have you heard the new Fony pack?
Average Music Enjoyer 2: Fony Wallace Biotch!