A phrase used when light-heartedly criticizing somebody that is very unattractive and unappealing.
You spot a red-haired, pimply band geek with a squeaky nasal voice.
"Whoa! He's totally sexy wedge!"
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When you put your big toe into an Eastern European rectum without consent
Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova
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To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.
He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.
this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.
Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
to be a wedge made for lovin' (love wedge DT)
man, shes such a love wedge DT
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A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.
Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?
Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*
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Having bad luck; receiving bad news.
Marsha: I just found out my hamster got tetanus when he scratched himself on a rock!
Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.
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