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When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !
Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale
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Whale Surfacing
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Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting
Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling
To stomp someone with excessive weight, crushing the helpless victim.
Catherine got angry when she found out this was made and whale stomped the poor guy.
A win, fail situation. Someone has a win out of someone else failing.
Ahh, man, that a was a whale fin.
The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.
"Man, I'm so full I'm beached on this couch like a humpgut whale"
If you're in class or in an important, quiet room then your stomach pulls it's special move known as the dying whale, your stomach starts moaning in a way that can only be described as a dying whales last moans.
It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.
Whilst I was in class, my stomach tried to pull a dying whale on me, I was leftmortified and humiliated as I felt my inner dying whale let it's voice be heard.