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Some fucked up weed that no one should fuck withhh!!
That black widow bite me and i was out for a DAY
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A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a womans hands. The women then tells the men to close his eyes. She then proceeds to throw his ejaculation like a web from her hand (taken from the Spiderman) and then hits his balls. She then runs away and leaves the man webbed and in pain.
"In return for her receiving a Spiderman from her boyfriend the night before, she gave him the Black Widow with a quickness"
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a guitar solo that kills its listener because of its high quality
that blues in A-flat 7 was widow makin
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Wives of men who plow and leave for 12-36 hours at a time
The forecast calls for 6-12”; looks like I’ll be a snow widow this Christmas.
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When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female
Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*
1 hour later
Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."
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The name for a marijuana plant that is a hybrid of Orange Kusch and White Widow. the result is a dense bud with orange hairs, and white hairs on top.
"Dude what kind of bud is this?"
"Man, This is "Burning Widow"!
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the unpleasant sensation experienced when sitting on a public lavatory and your cock accidentally touches the cold porcelain.
"got my first Widow's Kiss of the year in trap 2 this morning"
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