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When cool air is blown directly into male genitals and hence giving the man an erection.
Awh man this cold weather is giving a cool woody!!
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A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.
Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.
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a buzzing woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight" It's a take off of Buzz and Woody.
a buzzin' woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight", come feel my buzzin' woody.
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Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon
John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.
Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody
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whimp- whoos- puss- poody
(aka: a punk)
(LWPW: Light Weight Poody Woody)
Because of pressure, GW whimped out at Kyoto. He's a poody woody.
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This is what you get when you see a new electronic device that is so cool you are totally dazzled and wish you could get one.
I sported a mega techno woody when I saw my brother's new 52" LCD and home theatre system.
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When she bends over on a plane and says " are we flying" then you shove a cowboy up her ass and say " no we're falling with style" as you kick her off the plane
"Man, I gave my wife a good 'buzz and woody' yesterday"
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