yeet the fetus
aka throw it at a fucking wall
person 1: hey im pregnant
person 2: yeetus fetus
person 1: what
A less formal way to say "yes". Derived from combining the words "of course" and "yeet". It is commonly used in small twitter communities.
Chad: "Tom, did you steal my pencil?"
Tom: "Yeetus"
Cletus the fetus he sucked on my Meatus so I clicked deletus and said yeetus
To throw something in the 1800s
"Douglas, can you yeetus me the ball?"
- Another way of saying nice or sick and is only said by itself
- Yeet skeet and repeat
- Just something to say when the convo is dry
Person 1- “bro wtf that’s wild”
Person 2- “YEETUS”
No one:
Me: YEETUS
The strangest form of yeeting, usually occurring when one yeets a pineapple towards an old woman and is occasionally used for other yeetings, but not often. This form of yeet originated from Aztec times, when small pineapple like fruits was thrown at animals as a sacrifice to the Aztec gods. These people would shout YEETUS GLEETUS, and do their best to finish saying it before the pineapple made contact. After many years this tradition has changed, as it is evident that old women, and sometimes old men, are used as a substitute for the animal factor of this practice.
Are you ready to take part in the annual Yeetus Gleetus?