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Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)
If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.
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1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.
2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.
3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."
2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"
3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
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A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.
That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on
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The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.
"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"
"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
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The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
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1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs
When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.