oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

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what you gonna do?

Literally the only four words most bullies can physically produce out of their vocal tract. They have to say it in that order too.

The school bully: What you gonna do? What you gonna do, eh? What-
Me: can you physically say anything else?

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you could do better

a hating ass bitch that can’t get a nigga

oh my! look at that bitch ass pussy over there. she said I could do better 🤔
you could do better: hating ass female

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what do you think you’re doing?

did you just call me a nerd? geek?

what do you think you’re doing?

NERD.

yeah

NERD.

*vine boom*

grrrr WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROU-

You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.

*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"

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What you gone do?

Usually said when someone has done something absolutely stupid.

This is the same as saying "What did you do?"

"Mom, I'm in jail"

"What you gone do?"

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You won't do it dude

You won't do it dude is a phrase used by individuals who choose not to engage in normal conversation with others. A conversation tactic developed to challenge the will power of dudes. Each word in this phrase can be stretched to increase or simply change the meaning.

For instance you won't do it dude can be said as:
"You won't dooooooooooo it dude" - could be translated as a question or a moderate challenge / proposal.

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