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A strain of marijuana grown in Louisiana that got its name because of the chocolate-like taste and smoke color.
That blunt we just smoked was a mixture of indigo red and louisiana chocolate dude!
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A quite little place in South Louisiana filled with pastures and nice people. It is also the home of the most badass people on the planet. Highly recommended that this small community is not visited due to its lack of things to do, but its in between a few cities like Laffyette, Scott, and Rayne, so it isn't completely hopeless.
Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, have you been to Bosco, Louisiana yet?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the people are nice but its boring as f--k!"
Guy #1: "Maybe that guy will give us a free Coke again!"
Guy #2: "Yeah!!! :D"
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when a man pretends he is going to cum inside a woman, usually during anal sex, but at the last minute pulls out and jizzes in her hair and shouts "LOUISIANA!!!"
guy:yesterday me and my gf were having butt sex and i surprised her with some louisiana fireworks. it scared the shit out of her and she couldnt go to work the next day cause of her hair.
friend:congrats!
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When a man takes a piss in his girl's anal hole and then pours in vodka using a funnel. After this the couple have anal sex to mix the concoction. After the mixing process the man sqeezes his girl's stomach until she farts out the mixture. The man then catches the liquid in a pitcher and the couple share a glass of Louisiana Lemonade to show their love for one another.
Ellen- Carter proposed to me last night!
Allie- Noway!! Was it romantic?
Ellen- Yes we went to my house and made Louisiana Lemonade that we put in the fridge to drink tonight.
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Items Needed: Super Glue
A Pickup
4th person working as a
Driver
Money for Medical Attention
This happens when two guys lather their dicks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the vagina and other into her mouth. From there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a blowjob and the other is fucking the female. (Beware may require medical assistance to end the Louisiana Forklift)
"Sally, Tim, and Steve ended up in the Emergency Room after attemping the Louisiana Forklift...doctors say Steve might lose the tip of his penis."
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After having anal sex one proceeds to get a hand job using the fecal matter left on the penis as lubrication.
girl1: my boyfriend wanted a louisiana rub last night but i had the runs so it got kinda sloppy
girl2: i hope you washed your hands befor we ate
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Shit in a womans vagina fuck her then have her sqeeze out the shit into your hand rub it on her body and lick it off of her and then eat a twizzler.
dude to another dude: Dude i gave her a louisiana twizzler last night it was amazing.
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