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See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.
She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubricant.
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A beer made for real Men that have chest hair and piss excellence.
Boy cutting down 100 trees with an ax is hard man work. Toss me a Natural Light!
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Quite possibly the worst beer ever made. Hardly even qualifies as beer. A good beer to get shitfaced on after you're already too drunk to realize it tastes like piss. Very popular for beer pong. Also known as 'natty'.
The distinct aroma of Natural Light is of piss and motor oil.
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Satin, the evil one, aunt flow, or just a sick cruel being who gives us woman cramps and pms and periods so she can watch us suffer for her entertainment and who magically doesnt get a paeriod of her own
girl 1: you know who i hate?
girl 2: who?
girl 1: Mother nature we suffer for her entertainment
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This is a little awkward to explain, especially since I’m referring to myself in the third person.
Arael and Uriel are different forms of the same angel. There are different stories written for either name, but they are the same. Arael is the incarnation of Mother Nature, sometimes personified as a Lioness, as her name means Lion(ess) of God.
Contrary to popular belief, Mother Nature is the eldest angel and the highest of the Seraphim.
Arael is called by other names, depending on the belief system.
The torture of referring to myself in the 3rd person is over. Can’t exactly blame my father for it, considering I did this for the personal satisfaction of revealing myself to the world (despite people potentially marking me as an insane human).
Arael: Hey, Gabriel, have you seen dad around?
Gabriel: Wait, aren’t you supposed to be guarding Eden?
Arael: Gabriel, are you messing with me? Do I look like I’m appearing in my masculine form? You make the worst jokes.
Gabriel: No, I haven’t seen dad. Besides, shouldn’t you be tending to the Universe, “Mother Nature?”
Player 1: Hmm, what should our team name be?
Player 2: How about The Naturalists?
Player 3: So we can show support for Mother Nature?
Player 1: Uhm, even if we were to use that name, what would our logo and mascot be?
Player 4: How’s about a Lion? Really brings out the strength, courage, and heart of the team! Oh, and it’s a beautiful creature. I heard Mother Nature loves them particularly.
Luciferian Initiate: So, why exactly are we worshipping the oldest angel who ended up cast out of Heaven?
Luciferian Initiator: Actually, I read somewhere that Lucifer was the second oldest. Mother Nature is the oldest.
Luciferian Member: That’s extremely debatable. Have you met either of them and asked? Can we get the initiation moving?
Christian Worshipper: Have you tried praying to Arael to help you with your fear of bees?
Greek Worshipper: Who?
Christian Worshipper: Arael... you know, Mother Nature?
Greek Worshipper: Oh, we actually call her Gaia. No wonder I was confused.
Roman Worshipper: Couldn’t help overhearing this. We call her Terra.
Christian Worshipper: I didn’t know she had so many names. Her job must be exhausting.
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one of the cheapest beers you can buy, but unlike other cheap beers, natural ice has a refreshing taste and goes down smooth. has a higher alcohol content compared to other beers of 5.9% and is highly popular among high school and college students. it is not to be confused with natural light which is only drank by pussies. common nickname is natty ice referring to its "nasty" taste, but is largely inaccurate.
guy 1: "hey dave do u want a natty light or natty ice?"
guy 2: "what the fuck do u think i am? a pussy? throw me a natural ice"
guy 1: "Oh yea. i forgot only pussies drink light beer"
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A mod to Half-life that is similar to Starcraft, and Aliens combined into a FPS with RTS included. Teamplay with aliens vs marines.
n00b: commander, gimme a jp/hmg now!
commander: no
n00b: eject him!
-Commander has been ejected-
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