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Broke, no funds, overdrawn to the extreme, underwater and lower than whale shit, bankrupting yourself and still spending.
"I sure could use a cup but I checked the owebam-account and it looks dicey. What the hell! Come on, I'll buy us both a 'Bucks and leave it to Uncle Visa." or...
"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."
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Something that only retarded pervy attention-seeking assholes would make. If you're behind this type of account, delete it now and go get a therapy
NSFW accounts should be banned by now
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An second or alternate account
I have an alt account used for insert what you wanna use it for
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A account on social media that posts anything. There is no theme to there account and most sasses rant about there life on it. Most of the time they let no one from real life follow them. (most sass accounts are on instagram)
Someone from real life: "I saw your sass account on instagram! let me follow!"
sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
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A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!
"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"
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someone that post tweets but they fail to get many likes. a term mostly used in stan twitter for someone who gets 10-20 likes maximum.
Did you see alex's flop account? He gets like three likes maybe if he just deactivates.
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Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.
And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.
Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
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