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jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.

Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"

by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 3, 2013


coffee addict

Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.

Omg stop talking about coffee, you're such a coffee addict.

by Shaniqualemon March 20, 2016


Dick addict

Some one who reallly likes the cock a Lot..

My friend calls me a D.A. (Dick addict) because he just knows. I get mad sometimes because he uses it in conjunction with F.F. and simply just says hey DAFFY! :)

by Billybones1968 June 12, 2018


Anime-Addicted

1. To be addicted to anime.

2. To watch anime too much.

The girl at school was Anime-Addicted.

by Hairambe February 25, 2017


Teen Addiction

Any of the common things annoying teenagers get addicted to.

Ipod- When a teenager wont take there ipod out of there ears and they constantly sing and dance around ignoring you. Its a teen addiction.

Phone- When a kid feels the need to spend every waking second on there phone/facebook updating and messaging and without it they stress out.

Slang- When they pick up random words and make it into there everyday words and it appears every second sentence "Omg that guy is such a gumby" or "Wassup Bingoo"

Like- When like there like sentences are like full of like the word like and they like wont like stop like saying like.

by Purplepanda No#2 April 18, 2011


GPU Addiction

A term often used by the Cryptocurrency community miners, where one would repeatedly spend their income on buying a new GPU whenever it's possible.

"I waited 13 hours outside of bestbuy yesterday, they had a new shipment of some RTX 30's GDDR6X cards."
" Once you buy a GPU to mine, you'll almost certainly buy more GPUs lol. GPU Addiction is a thing."
" I've been mining for a year, and all of my income have been spent on buying more GPUs for my operation."

by baby333 December 26, 2022


Internet Addict

Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.

Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!

by an internet addict myself July 12, 2013

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