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A term to use when you're in danger
Robber: give me all of your money
You: 5 star hotel in orlando
Robber: huh?
*You run away*
jasmine orlando is a girl on tiktok that got famous because of mattia and his hot friend group she’s also known by being CEO of not knowing the lyrics and saying the word “imagine” way to many times on her little very confusing storytimes. She’s also known as shawty or shorty and is taken by a boy who’s obviously playing her, named malik.
mattia: omg jasmine orlando doesn’t leave me alone
alejandro: shit just block her dude
A Person Who Would Most Likley Live In Virginia And Wears All black Clothes To Show He Is depressed And doesent Have Much Friends
A fat stubby built guy who swears that he pulls hoes but in reality he is a diabetic bastard
“That guy is such an Orlando”
69 inch dick
Gets all the bitches
Sarah:OMG have you heard about orlando?
he has the biggest dick I have ever seen!
A true broski who is handsome and the best guy you will ever meet and he’s strong 💪 he’s amazing , a great name and a gangsta 😎
I love that boy Orlando
Perm boy mexican who can't shoot threes 3 in basketbal
"How did he miss that?" It's Orlando what do you expect!