wall of axe

The act of young teen school boys, about 8 boys, dousing themselves in "Axe" body wash (usually after gym) and standing together in as stairwell to create a "Wall of Axe" as documented in several publications.

Now that the shower has taken care of the sweat from gym and I've sprayed on my Axe "cool metal" , I am heading to stairwell "A" to join the guys in a "wall of Axe".

axe poisoning

This happens in the high school boys lockerroom when an abundance of axe is sprayed making it hard to breath and leaves side effects of headaches, overwhelming scent, and repel of anyone who comes in contact.

I think he got sent home because of axe poisoning.

Shitting An Axe

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

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Axe-Hole

Someone who uses the Product Axe too much.

See that guy over there? He has 5 different kinds of Axe products at his house, he must be an Axe-Hole.

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wet axe

the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero

Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"

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The Axe Effect

What happens when you wear Axe.

Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.

Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect

Do not press the button down all the way.

PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.

TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.

FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.

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Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.

Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”

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